1. Torching marshmallows is way more difficult than you would think
2. Burning marshmallows are not a good heat source (so much for burning calories…)
3. Those carbon snake thingys I used to light on the 4th of July are probably marshmallows\
4. I am even less likely to ever want a marshmallow again – in any form.
5. By burning and tossing marshmallows I struck a blow for diets everywhere – I should get to lose 5 pounds for this…still waiting